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"A Day Without Laughter Is A Day Wasted." -Charlie Chaplin

venusaurphobia:

The photographer at this wedding just said to me, “See? Play the Cupid Shuffle and all the white people come runnin. White people love songs that have rules.”

(via verticalthings)

musicofthestage:

timelordparadise:

myownlost:

I’d like to cancel my subscription to Menstrual Cycle Monthly

I’m sorry, it appears you’ve taken out a fifty-sixty year subscription. However, we can pause it for nine months as long as you sign a contract that says you’ll take out a subscription to Baby Daily for at least eighteen years

Damn those Terms and Conditions.

(via rupismellsalot-deactivated20140)

m4ge:

thighrabanks:

francieum:

blaineandersasss:

kpopcrackchat:

burqini:

Chemistry more like cheMYSTERY because i have no idea what’s going on

Calculus more like calKILLus because a piece of my sanity dies with every equation

Biology more like BYEology because I’m out

physics more like phySICKS because im getting real tired of this shit

trigonometry? more like TRIGGERnometry because this shit makes me homicidal

spanish more like spanish because idk wtf is going on

(via mjadeep)

imperfectwriting:

rangerkimmy:

mazarin221b:

random-nexus:

icykitty:

soaringsparrows:

nataliesfantasticadventures:

I Promise I’m Not a Murderer: The Story of a Researching Writer

now with a sequel:
I Swear I’m Not Pregnant, I’m Just Naming Characters

Don’t forget: I’m not Trying to Break Into This Building, I Just Need to Know the Layout of it

The Sequel: I’m Really Not Poisoning Anyone, I Just Need To Know The Symptoms OF Poisoning And How Long They WOULD Take To Die From It.

Additionally: Please Don’t Put Me In A CIA Prison, I’m Just Trying To Figure Out How A Character Could Sneak Into Afghanistan From Pakistan While Avoiding the Border Police and the US Military.

Spinoff: I’m Not a Terrorist, I’m Just Curious About How Bombs Work

Companion to: Yes, Mom, I’m Still A Virgin, but I’m Trying to Write a Sex Scene Without Being Corny
This new edition includes a new chapter: Really, I’m Not an Extremist Satanist, I’m Just Writing a Character Who Is

imperfectwriting:

rangerkimmy:

mazarin221b:

random-nexus:

icykitty:

soaringsparrows:

nataliesfantasticadventures:

I Promise I’m Not a Murderer: The Story of a Researching Writer

now with a sequel:

I Swear I’m Not Pregnant, I’m Just Naming Characters

Don’t forget: I’m not Trying to Break Into This Building, I Just Need to Know the Layout of it

The Sequel: I’m Really Not Poisoning Anyone, I Just Need To Know The Symptoms OF Poisoning And How Long They WOULD Take To Die From It.

Additionally: Please Don’t Put Me In A CIA Prison, I’m Just Trying To Figure Out How A Character Could Sneak Into Afghanistan From Pakistan While Avoiding the Border Police and the US Military.

Spinoff: I’m Not a Terrorist, I’m Just Curious About How Bombs Work

Companion to: Yes, Mom, I’m Still A Virgin, but I’m Trying to Write a Sex Scene Without Being Corny

This new edition includes a new chapter: Really, I’m Not an Extremist Satanist, I’m Just Writing a Character Who Is

(Source: dumbfuckingnerds, via doom-gloom-personalgrowth)